Tuesday, June 22, 2021

The Title of the Movie is Appropriate For This


The Lineup: Baron Von Trapp, Shirley MacLaine, and two frightened young people.

Fart Factor: 8.5 out of 10. Because someone didn't close their ring, Mischa Barton searches for the culprit until her head and neck separate from her shoulders. A young Stephen Amell tries to stare through Mischa and accuse her. And poor Christopher Plummer and Shirley are lost in the fart fog.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Shirley MacLaine. The fart smelled of baby powder and Elizabeth Arden 5th Avenue.