"Forgive Me, Father"

alternate title: He Who Farts In Church Must Sit In Pew


The Lineup: Oscar winners ahoy. They look good in black.
Fart Factor: 8 out of 10. Philip Seymour Hoffman exudes guilt. Amy Adams seeths with innocence. Meryl Streep emotes with suspicion. And a dark cloud of methane and doubt hangs throughout.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Amy Adams! Yaaaay!!

"How ya like that, Freckles?"

Sawyer from LOST lets one fly underwater. Funny thing is that used to be a tranquil lake.