Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Gas Face

The Lineup: A whole slew of rappers I've never heard of, looking threatening or threatened because someone just broke out an ass cipher.

Fart Factor: A respectable 9.2 out of 10. In the mix, surprise, shock, outrage, and social commentary.

MC Hoof Artid cannot "Belee Dat."

Superintendent Air Bizkit wishes his hat could be pulled lower.

Lighta Match was reading the New York Times and doesn't appreciate the distraction.

MC Skidd Marx regrets being the "featured" artist instead of T-Pain.

Pooter Tang wants to get to the bottom of this, without getting to the bottom of this.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Mistah Fab. He tries to ignore the hub-bub, but you can see he's breaking a sweat over it.