The Lineup: Nicolas Cage, Jordin Sparks, and the Nebraska City Theatre Players.
Fart Factor: An apocalyptic 8.4 out of 10. Jordin Sparks tries to wring the odor out of her keffiyeh. Blonde Girl 1 keeps it casual. Nicolas Cage's Face tries to deal with the fact that it was Photoshopped onto Captain Charlie Sheen's body. Froggy Fresh still can't believe you dunked on him. And Blonde Girl 2 keeps it professional. And they all cannot believe lighting farts could decimate a city like that, honest.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Detroit