SCHUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

The Lineup: SCHHUHHHHH!! SCHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SCHUUUUUUUUUHH!

Fart Factor: SCHUHHH! SCCCCHHUUUUUUUUUUHHHH! SCCCCCCUUHHHHHHHH! SCCCCUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Most Likely Fart Suspect: SCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

I Didn't Make This, But I Wanted To Share

The WFP Mail Bag

Andrew, who actually is a contributor, sent this link in:

http://deadspin.com/5052185/george-brett-would-like-to-tell-you-about-that-time-he-pooped-his-pants

New WFP Segment: THIS IS REAL

This was recently posted by a crewman on the International Space Station, and yes, THIS IS REAL

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The Accusations Fly

The Lineup: Henry Fonda, Vera Miles, and a bunch of stage hands who don't realize they're in the shot.

Fart Factor: An intense 5.8 out of 10. Henry tries to rise above the cloud of suspicion, but Vera retreats into the fog as unnamed masses finger the flatulent.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Twist ending! This guy:

Italy Stinks

The Lineup: Josh Duhahauhahmel and Veronica Mars pile into a small European car and fill it with garlic-smelling methane.

Fart Factor: A harmless rom-com 4 out of 10. He ain't mad, and she ain't tellin'!

Most Likely Fart Suspect: "Did I poot? Mi dispiace!"

Whoa, Easy There, Bessie.

Here's an unknown but terrifically titled classic western.

The Lineup: An oversized cowboy, his fearless 1:2 scale sidekick, and the nice girl who works at the sundae shop on Miller Street.

Fart Factor: Pretty huge with that title. Man, if it was just that title against the cloud background, I would have already said 20 out of 10.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: That wasn't a fart. One of the rancher's cows shit outside your bedroom window.

In Response To An Anonymous Complaint That We Haven't Posted Anything New In About A Year: The Who Farted Grab Bag!

From the "Iron Man 3" trailer:

 

 

And a photo of a little girl and some dude whose name we've all forgotten already: