Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Making The Stable Smell Worse


The Lineup: A big sister, a little sister, and a horse from "Ostwind (German for Windstorm)".

Fart Factor: A coltish 8 out of 10. Big sis thinks she knows who did it. Lil' sis thinks she knows who did it. And the horse just wants an apple.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: The little sister dropped a megabomb that made the horse rear and buck.

Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Slow Your Role!


The Lineup: Terrence Kingsby and Kelly Stimmet Davis in a wacky urban rom-com!

Fart Factor: 7 out of 10. Terrence knows something is up. Kelly tries to distract with a shiny ring, but the movie logo sits in a cloud of warm ass.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Kelly, duh!

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

Spider-Pants Tingling!


The Lineup: Peter Parker, Gwen Stacy, and Miles Morales

Fart Factor: 6 out of 10. Gwen doesn't need spider-senses to smell that whopper. Miles thinks it could be from a nearby lurker. And Peter oddly seems nonchalant.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: PLOT TWIST! THE RADIOACTIVE SPIDER