Friday, September 18, 2020

Overwhelming Musk


The Lineup: A confused girl, a dashing but disturbing mammalian CG creature, and a boy with a whole jar of product in his hair.

Fart Factor: 4 out of 10. The girl seems disturbed by the sudden sound. The rat-cat-Indiana Jones-thingy takes it all in stride, and the boy hopes that dragon's fire dissipates the smell soon.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: The Crocodile. Those weren't swamp bubbles! 

 

Old Farts and Open Air



Now, how did the format of this blog go again? It's been a while.

Oh, yeah.


The Lineup: Dr. Emmett Brown, Newman, two other old codgers, and a young couple, all shot separately in a studio and photoshopped into a stock image of a park.


Fart Factor: A suspicious 7 out of 10. Everyone's got side-eye at the two lovers, but the only person not making eye contact is the chick, and she's looking at the camera.


Most Likely Fart Suspect: Dr. Brown. He's going to use that clipboard to fan it to the sky.