Tuesday, March 18, 2008

My Chocolate Pants


The lineup: Two of the hottest young actresses in Hollywood today. And a Grammy winner? Weird.

Fart Factor: Pretty high. An 8.4 out of 10. Rachel Weisz's hairdo is disturbed by the hot gust. Natalie Portman appears uncharacteristically unmoved by the disturbance in the Force. Norah Jones wants you to come away with her.

Most likely fart suspect: She doesn't belong. She has no business there. She farted blurry circles all over the street. Don't know why she didn't come.

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