Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Subway Wind Tunnel
The lineup: A mediocre TV show and a mediocre movie, together in the bowels of the New York Transit Authority.
Fart Factor: Overall, 7 out of 10. Joshua Jackson and Denethor, Steward of Gondor huddle behind the super-hot Anna Torv for shelter from the ass gas. Joshua thinks he thought it coming from over the hill. Denethor and the super-hot Anna Torv, however, accuse you, the viewer.
Meanwhile, Shia Laboeuoeuouef and the chick from MI:3 accuse each other of leaking the information. They're both equally offended, but only one is the true shooter.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: I guess her name is Michelle Monaghan. Whatever. Take her away, boys.
Labels:
booze,
Fred Durst,
gorilla biscuits,
gorilla salads,
plankton,
salty nuts,
vinegar
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Your blog is hilarious!
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