Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Blow It Out Your Ass.



The Lineup: NOT the girl from Six Feet Under, and possibly the guy from Smallville, but who gives a shit, really.

Fart Factor: 6 out of 10. Red smells something. But Clark is playing oblivious. Luckily someone down below has taken it upon themselves to light a match.

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
Nora Roberts. That chick cranks farts out almost as frequently as her rag books.

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