Friday, March 27, 2009

Viva La Flatulance!


The Lineup: French First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and First Lady of Cameroon Chantal Biya listen to a speech by French President Nicolas Sarkozy. And somebody cut the fromage, n'est ce pas?

Fart Factor: A térrible 6 out of 10. The French hold firm in their stand against bio-weapons, while the Cameroons (Cameroonians?) escalate the tension with strong accusations under a mushroom cloud of hair.

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
The sovereign nation of Cameroon. THIS IS AN ACT OF WAR!