Unfortunate Album Cover of the Month

From the hardcore band Structures, what is supposed to depict something awesome like a volcano in the ocean looks like an old man's chapped ass after a trip to Del Taco.

Unfortunate Movie Poster of the Month

The smoke + that unfortunate placement of that second "0" in "2010." Smelly.

"Fartknockers" Was Taken.

The lineup: A who's who of B and C-grade celebrities, all playing FBI profilers trying to find a serial killer in a terrible, terrible movie. Time is running out. And so is their oxygen supply.

Fart Factor: 7.5 out of 10. (clockwise from top) LL is that type of guy to drop gas and never tell. Random model chick feels threatened but pretty. Jonny Lee Miller stays cool but doesn't inhale. Kathryn Morris wishes her nose could disappear wherever her ears went. Random other dude warily (and wisely) keeps his mouth closed. Val Kilmer would like another meatball hoagie and a comb. And Christian Slater can't believe he's still in movies.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: The watering eyeball in the secret square points at the shooter– K.M.!