Whoa, Easy There, Bessie.

Here's an unknown but terrifically titled classic western.

The Lineup: An oversized cowboy, his fearless 1:2 scale sidekick, and the nice girl who works at the sundae shop on Miller Street.

Fart Factor: Pretty huge with that title. Man, if it was just that title against the cloud background, I would have already said 20 out of 10.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: That wasn't a fart. One of the rancher's cows shit outside your bedroom window.