Do You Smell Dog?

The Lineup: Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt, Agent Smith and Benicio Del Toro in the role he was born to play.

Fart Factor: 6.2 out of 10. Suddenly Hannibal Lecter isn't hungry. Emily Blunt can't understand how some people can be so darn rude. Hugo Weaving can't get the smell out of his 'stache. Benicio smells so bad already, he can't even tell the difference.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: The wolf. Because everyone blames the dog.

I Vant To Go Into Another Room!

The Lineup: Mopey & pale vampire dude, young Josh Brolin, and Kristen Stewart with so much makeup, she resembles an old Chinese masseuse.

Fart Factor: A bloodsucking 5 out of 10. Rob Pattinson was distracted enough to lose his heroic pose. Josh Brolin thought he heard a duck, and Kristen Stewart shields herself from the brown mist.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Look at Josh Brolin's hands. He forced one out like a bat out of hell.