The lineup: Six members of the Vegas stripping sensation American Storm. Since they can't wear nametags, we can simply refer to them by pants.
Fart Factor: 7.2 out of 10. The smell of ozone in the air isn't enough to cloud the warm updraft of musk and methane. Plaid is suspicious. Camo Cargo 1 looks like he's patting down the billowed evidence. Velour Sweats seems disturbed but poutily confident. Camo Cargo 2 steels himself for the worst. #92 yoga bottoms tries to hide from the limelight, and #3 tries to loosen the drawstrings for some reason...
Most likely fart suspect: Camo Cargo 2. Judging simpply by abdominal muscle flex, he's the one who pooted.
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