The lineup: To a hapless geek, Lord Voldemort, Bullseye, and Professor Alastor 'Mad Eye' Moody. To normal filmgoers, the pussy from English Patient, Alexander the Great, and the fat guy who got zombie blood in his eye in 28 Days Later.
Fart Factor: 7.3 out of 10. Ralph Fiennes (annoyingly pronounced Raph Fine or something like that) looks puzzled but amused. Colin Farrell seems defensive, even with a gun in his hand. Brendan Gleeson just looks disappointed in it all. And the swan thinks its mate is calling.
Most likely fart suspect: Colin Farrell is obviously lactose intolerant. It's causing cramping and farts that even an overcoat can't hide.
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