The Smell of Adolescence.

The Lineup:

Rachel McAdams and her two lesser-known friends try to act cool while inhaling Lilo's air biscuit. Rachel seems to be able to pull it off, but the other two can't. The other two range from dumbfounded to slightly disappointed.  If they're going to be able to make it on sets, the smell of potent Hollywood gas is something they'll need to not only get used to, but also learn to love. If they can't handle queefs from Lindsay, imagine if Jon Lovitz was co-starring. Or Eugene Levy. Or Tommy Lasorda. Ow.

Fart Factor: 

6 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:

Lilo.

Subway Stink.

The Lineup:

Two multimillionaire sisters with a corporate empire, one actor with really bushy eyebrows. One is seemingly innocent, one is bug-eyed, Eugene is dying. I bet he looked like this often while on the set of American Pie with Seann William Scott, who probably farted so much it fogged Eugene's glasses.

Fart Factor:

8 out of 10

Most likely fart suspect:

Ashley. Or Mary-Kate. Whichever is on the left. Is she the one dating Lance Armstrong? Farting while biking is an interesting topic to be discussed at a later time.