What a mess Tyler Durden has made.

NOTE: THE FOLLOWING IS A GUEST ENTRY SUBMITTED BY LOS ANGELES-BASED ART DIRECTOR AND FREQUENT FARTER VINCE SOLIVEN.

The Lineup:

Brad Pitt, pre-father-of-10-third-world-country-kids, and Edward Norton.

Fart Factor:

9.8765 out of 10. That black photoshopped line is the only thing separating the two. Unfortunately, it doesn't block the pungent smell. One is obviously suffering more than the other.

Most Likely Fart Suspect:

this is a no-brainer. Brad smiles with a sense of accomplishment while his co-star has the typical "you expect me to lick your taint after that?" look. Brad Pitt, I find you guilty.

Interesting Twist:

Brad actually likes the smell of farts. Ed farted, but realized he sharted. Pass the soap.

Five-O Flatulence.

The Lineup:

Two of NY's finest on a quest for pickpockets, loitering, and seeing whose air biscuit can clear the sidewalk the fastest. And I think you can tell who's winning. Or can you? Upon closer inspection, it looks like the two of them may be letting one fly simultaneously. One thing's for sure, though: if you've ever asked yourself the question "what do donut farts smell like?", you can now rest assured that the answer is "bad."

Fart Factor:

7.5 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:

Probably both of them, though one appears to have more cause for alarm than the other. He may have sharted.