Friday, January 4, 2008

Five-O Flatulence.


The Lineup:
Two of NY's finest on a quest for pickpockets, loitering, and seeing whose air biscuit can clear the sidewalk the fastest. And I think you can tell who's winning. Or can you? Upon closer inspection, it looks like the two of them may be letting one fly simultaneously. One thing's for sure, though: if you've ever asked yourself the question "what do donut farts smell like?", you can now rest assured that the answer is "bad."

Fart Factor:
7.5 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
Probably both of them, though one appears to have more cause for alarm than the other. He may have sharted.

1 comment:

Estoye said...

The tall one wears to the right.