Unfortunate Movie Poster of the Month

The smoke + that unfortunate placement of that second "0" in "2010." Smelly.

Farty Keitel

(Alternate Title: Somebody Light a Cage Match)


The Lineup: The two leads from "Ghost Rider." I guess it was such a lucrative movie that they decided to team up again.

Fart Factor: 3 out of 10. Nicolas Cage gives that intense Nicolas Cage squint– he suspects that maybe whoever farted is hiding under the Declaration of Independence. Eva Mendes (I've gone on record saying I'd let her fart on me) looks more disappointed than anything. And a bunch of miniature cops have to sit in the big ol' stink cloud.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Nicolas Cage. What an a-hole.

Geez, that's a smell that will melt your...

(alternate entry title: Mask On.)

The lineup: The Artist Formerly Known As Lil' Bow Wow. And the former lead singer of B2K. Both rising Columbia Records stars on the way to Platinum sales and sold out shows, distracted momentarily by a squeaker.

Fart Factor: 9 out of 10. Two strong, defiant personalities looking accusingly at one another. They stand on the gaseous plains on the outskirts of a generic city, braving the ass clouds that swirl about them.

Most likely fart suspect: Judging by the direction of the wind and the more disgusted look on Bow Wow's face, Omarion.