Wednesday, January 30, 2008

A fart without a sense of purpose is not a fart at all.

The Lineup:
Attention tourists! Here's one way to discover a sense of direction: fart, then walk the OPPOSITE way. You'll get where you're going in no time. Way to fit in with the locals! Also, look for her to start fanning that map any second.

Fart Factor:
6 out of 10.

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
The guy who is obviously mid-squeeze.

1 comment:

Estoye said...

Just follow your nose