Saturday, December 29, 2007

Geez, that's a smell that will melt your...


(alternate entry title: Mask On.)

The lineup: The Artist Formerly Known As Lil' Bow Wow. And the former lead singer of B2K. Both rising Columbia Records stars on the way to Platinum sales and sold out shows, distracted momentarily by a squeaker.

Fart Factor: 9 out of 10. Two strong, defiant personalities looking accusingly at one another. They stand on the gaseous plains on the outskirts of a generic city, braving the ass clouds that swirl about them.

Most likely fart suspect: Judging by the direction of the wind and the more disgusted look on Bow Wow's face, Omarion.

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