The Lineup: The next President of the United States, Senator Barack Obama and The next President of the United States, Senator Hillary Clinton.
Fart Factor: Results are not in yet, but CNN has projected Obama to have 67% of the gas pains. What some analysts have seen as him basking in victory, others think Obama is simply sniffing out a leak from the competition. CBS, however, has projected Clinton to take the lead with a big push in the lower southeast, down Delaware before I enter. Brian Williams said Clinton looked "shaken" by whatever Obama is sharing with the panel. It smells strangely half-Kansan, half-Kenyan.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Not pictured, that old Republican fart.
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