Monday, May 26, 2008

The Shape of My Fart


(alternate titles: Unbreaking Wind, Tiger Beef Magazine, Climbing the Farts)

The lineup: The four Backstreet Boys who decided to reunite, minus the one that sort of looked like Daniel Day Lewis.

Fart Factor: A casual 5 out of 10. From left to right, (Editor's Note: I did NOT know these dudes' names and had to Wikipedia them) Brian Littrell maintains eye contact with the camera through the mist; Nick Carter wonders if the fart somehow affected his hair; Howie Dorough suspiciously plays the innocent; and I can't tell what A.J. McLean is thinking through all that shit on his face.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Brian Littrell always wanted his own solo release. And there it was.

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