Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Jazz Hands Will Help Waft It a Bit.


The lineup: YOUR UNLV Rebel Girls! Let's hear it, fellas! These girls have practiced their hearts out and kept their school spirit, just to be able to explode in front of you at halftime!

Fart Factor: 3 out of 10. All the spirit in the world wasn't enough to drive that terrible smell THAT-A-WAY. Some are checking their fresh pits for the source. Most have kept their pasted-on smiles throughout the ordeal.

Most likely Fart Suspect: Cassie, the dirty blonde. She's trying to ventriloquist that shit over to Brianne.

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