Wednesday, May 7, 2008

In Need of a Silencer.

The Lineup:
"Hitman," UK box office smash, featuring the protagonist and his piercing blue eyes, likely femme fatale with sideboob, and my that's a long gun.


Fart Factor:
9 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
The hitman. You can see the noxious stink fumes on his jacket. Plus, sideboob looks upset.

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