Thursday, April 17, 2008

Breaking the Waves.


The lineup: Oh dear. This one is so convoluted and multi-directional, it takes a lighthouse to navigate through. But here goes:


Clockwise from left: Nazi square dancing with Jewish girl, youngster getting headlocked by the Russian from "Snatch," blonde who notices the tagline above her, calm brunette, and loving couple, courtesy of Getty Images.

Fart factor: 9.9999 out of 10. There's confusion and suspicion aplenty in the clouds and undertow– Jewish girl and youngster look very disappointed. Russki searches for the source with interest. Brunette enjoys the bouquet. The loving couple gaze at each other for answers.

Most likely fart suspect: Blondie might as well be whistling and twiddling her thumbs.

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