The Lineup:American Idol champion Blake Lewis hangs out in space with loose cords and speakers. Faux-Blake, who appears to be clean shaven, hangs out behind him. It's obvious who made the noise. The only question is whether it was a fart or a beat box. Incidentally, Mr. Lewis attended my high school. My old spanish teacher said he used to fart and cup it in his hands before sending it towards his neighbor while shouting "andale!"
Fart Factor:
6.5 out of 10.
Most Likely Fart Suspect:
Faux-Blake sends the random mic chords on a windy journey. Possibly, they may wind up around Blake's neck. In which case, the cause of death would be fart-fueled.
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