Monday, April 21, 2008
A Jennifer Aniston Two-Fer
The lineup: A shrunken Vince Vaughn and Jen in a Dutch oven scenario. They're both trying to hold down the covers, but the walls are already starting to darken.
Fart Factor: Pretty high. Say, 8.3 out of 10. Vince knows he did. Jen knows he did. That's why they're not talking anymore.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Doi.
The lineup: Kevin Hairpiecetner, Mark Ruffafro, Crazy Reincarnation Lady, and Jen. Clouds indicate lots of little ass-leaks instead of one big one.
Fart Factor: 7 out of 10. Kevin sez, "Good one." Mark sez, "Good one." Shirley sez, "How dare you," and Jen wonders where her navel went.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Surprisingly, Angelina Jolie!
Labels:
bed stuy,
bellybutton,
cobblepants,
dutch ovens,
ginger,
halva,
hideous acidwashed jeans
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