The lineup: Brooding lead male, mandatory Asian scientist, poor man's Rutger Hauer, poor man's Randy Quaid, poor man's Patrick Stewart covered in scat, and half of brooding lead female.
Fart factor: 400 out of 600 credits. Things are tense on the bridge. An overall feeling of distrust and pseudo-military rank heightens the electricity. The male and female leads hold court in silence. Asian woman calculates how much oxygen is left. Capt. Picard wonders who sharted on him. Rutger Hauer hides half of his face, and Randy Quaid is the only one who sees the enormous ghost alien-ripoff coming to OM NOM NOM NOM everyone.
Most likely fart suspect: faux Rutger Hauer. He's a B-movie actor look-alike in a D-movie. But smell that. That's real.
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