Wednesday, April 23, 2008

I Vant To Burn a Match!


The lineup: A not-yet decrepit pre-Ed Wood Bela Lugosi, some unhappy bride, and a couple of married green midgets.

Fart Factor: 9.2 out of 10. Something is amiss. Something is afoot. Something is afart. Count Chocula doesn't like what he smells. His bride accuses him with a disgusted look. The two shawties admire the vintage type.

Most likely fart suspect: The O in "Corpse." Just look at that dilated thing!

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