Thursday, January 3, 2008

I'll Clear This Courtroom If I Have To


The lineup: Greg, Jonathan and Hildey of Tirebuck Legal Solutions. Greg's the researcher, a bookish but hardworking attorney. What Jonathan lacks in experience, he makes up for in moxie. Hildey just dropped by to pick up her copy of Variety.

Fart Factor: 4 out of 10. Their attempt at looking imposing over a low-angled camera is undone by someone tossing an ass jart. Order! No, Jonathan, you may NOT approach the bench! Hildey, could you help me fan out my chambers?

Most Likely Fart Suspect: Jonathan is the too obvious choice, so we the jury find Greg guilty. Case closed!

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