The Lineup:
The open air of the sidelines becomes the perfect place to squeak out everything from last-second victories to post-half time crop dusters. It's immediately apparent who our culprit is, and it's not surprising: head coaches are often large men, men with the audacity to fart in the face of the backup quarterback. Further, this coaches' outlook on life becomes eminently less enjoyable when you're in a hot room for 3 hours reviewing film.
If you look closely, you can see that the referee on the left is ready to throw a flag.
Fart Factor:
6 out of 10.
Most Likely Fart Subject:
Coach.
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