Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Now Would Be a Good Time To Wave.


The Line Up: Princes William and Harry. Don't know which is which. If I did, that would mean I am gay.

Fart Factor:
4 out of 10. 8 out of 10 if you convert from pounds to dollars.

Most Likely Fart Suspect: The two are notoriously mischievous, so it's hard to say. (Didn't one dress like a Nazi once?) But if I were a wagering man, I'd say the prince to the left. He's younger and it looks like he just finished a one-cheek sneak. Keep a stiff upper lip. Don't ruffle any feathers.

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