Wednesday, December 19, 2007

An Appropriate Title.


The lineup: Cue the dramatic cinema score! Cary Grant and Joan Fontaine are in the middle of a tangled cloud of mystery and intrigue!

Fart Factor: 4 Stars! Fontaine thrills as the bedridden wife accusing her husband of waking her! Grant is electric as a man denying doing a Dutch Oven!

Most Likely Fart Suspect: SEE! Cary Grant not sitting entirely on the bed! HEAR! A gentle rush of air blowing through pinstriped trousers! FEEL! The bed rumble!

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