The Lineup:
Ahh, young love. 2 innocent corporate types grab a beverage on their first date. Sweater Vest gulps his a bit too quickly, and...uh oh! What's the best way to break the ice with that new, seemingly uptight gal that has nothing in common with you? Beer farts! While he probably won't get a kiss at the end of the night, she'll always remember him as the guy who blasted within the first half hour, before they even ate dinner. Heck, she might just respect him for it. Kind of reminds her of her dad.
Fart Factor:
9 out of 10.
Most Likely Fart Suspect:
Sweater Vest.
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