The Lineup: A 5-man, 1-woman goth metal band. In other words, 5 emotionally underdeveloped guys who hate their fathers and the chick they want to bone. Together.
Fart Factor: 8 out of 10. It's no secret this band of brothers (and one sister) smells a rat. Or in this case, a toxic fart. And every member of the band wants you to know they're on to the culprit—YOU! Roxy Longhair on the left has taken particular offense, as has bachelor #4 to the right. The floating head to the left of the siren isn't so sure it was you, but he suspects, while the siren seems strangley turned on by your release of naxious fumes. The man on the right empathizes with your uncontrollable flatulence, and has covered himself up in case he too queefs. The wild card is the lad standing all the way in the back, nervously awaiting his bandmates' revelation that the fart machine is not in fact you; it's HIM!
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Marilyn Manson!
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