The Lineup: James Hofferton, Esquire; his sister Millicent T. Hofferton, and his new bride Agnes. Circa 1880.
Fart Factor: 8 out of 10. Despite the static photo, you can tell something is amiss by how the hanging sheet is blowing. The fact that Hofferton seated his sister in the middle reveals a lot of the family dynamic. Also, Agnes tugging nervously at her wedding band suggests turmoil. So whoever farted probably isn't going to admit it in this uptight family. Stoic Hofferton ignores the issue. Millicent heard it but doesn't want to upset the balance. Agnes sits miserably in the warm cloud.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: Millicent. She ruins everything.
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