Friday, December 21, 2007

You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Inhale


The lineup: Peanut, Santa, and Christy. Or is it Christy, Santa, and Peanut? Which one's Peanut? Who gives a shit?

Fart Factor:
4 out of 10. Dogs' heightened sense of smell might explain why the two pooches– Peanut in particular– are so rigid and uncomfortable. 16-year old Santa, however, looks like he's concentrating hard on not fainting.

Most likely fart suspect: Peanut. He farted so hard, light shot out of his fucking eyes.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My name is Peanut and I approved this message.