Monday, December 17, 2007

Warm Off the Presses


The lineup: Central Islip Millionairess Varsha Mahender Sabhnani and her husband, Mahender Murlidhar Sabhnani. Both have been accused of physically abusing and basically enslaving their Indonesian servants.

Fart Factor: 8 out of 10. Being embroiled in legal troubles must have done a number on both of their digestions, because they both know something is in the air. One spouse looks scornful. The other, resentful. At least he's outside.

Most likely fart suspect:
They are BOTH guilty. Those poor Indonesian houseworkers! Who can work 18 hours straight in those conditions?

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