Wednesday, December 12, 2007

"...Buy Me Some Nose Plugs and Pot-pou-rri..."


The Lineup: A group of high-school All-Stars go to tryouts, take a collective whiff.

The wide range of reactions are impressive: The guy on the right is thinking about it, the guy on the far left is disheartened, the guy in the left corner is perplexed, and the guy in the yellow shirt seems frightened. Why does the guy in the yellow shirt look older and bigger than everyone else, yet seem mortified at the thought of a little ass banjo? He must be a gentle giant.

Fart Factor:
9 out of 10

Most Likely Fart Suspect:
The guy in the blue hat who most likely got cut from this group of budding ballplayers, then responded in kind.

Actually, upon further inspection, the kid in the red shirt and hat seems just as likely a candidate, as everyone appears to be moving away from him. Plus, he's more dorky.

1 comment:

Estoye said...

Personally, I think red shirt is winking at the camera.