This photo features the board of directors from a company called “Icebank.” It’s a .is web addy, so I’m thinking we can assume that our fart blog is already going international (and on the second post, nonetheless!) Anyhow, enough grandstanding, let’s get right to it.
Actually, let’s not. I have to point out first that without even getting into the gastrointestinal distress of this photo that there are a few interesting faces. The guy on the left looks a lot like Phil May, as well as the late actor Jason Robards (circa “Parenthood”). Meanwhile, the guy in the middle looks like a bizarro Drew Carey.
OK, that’s over a thousand characters without anything resembling talk about who let one. Last time that’ll happen. Promise.
The Lineup:
On the left:
I’m guessing he’s been on the board for years, probably yachts, and definitely wears ascots, especially when he yachts. He also farts. Extensively. Not this time, though.
Moving one step to the right:
He lets go loudly and in bunches. See that clump of hair out of place on his forehead? Caused by incessant air biscuits. Though this time, they aren’t of his own doing.
Drew Carey:
He looks constipated. And I’m thinking the only reason he DIDN’T let ‘er rip is due to the fact that he would have had to go change his pants immediately following. Too dangerous. And Bizarro Drew doesn’t subscribe to that magazine.
Second from the right:
This is the kind of guy that calls his kids “champ” and “sport,” even though they both suck. I count at least three chins. What any of this has to do with farts is debatable. It doesn’t matter; he didn’t cause the rumble.
Far right:
Um yeah, could it be any more obvious? This fast-rising corporate dynamo probably graduated at the top of his ivy league school and now sits on the board at age 28 wondering how he got so awesome. He doesn’t look the part at this moment though, which is probably due to the fact that he let one go mere seconds before this photo was snapped. The board will put up with behavior like that for a little while, but what the limits of their understanding are remains to be seen.
On the left:
I’m guessing he’s been on the board for years, probably yachts, and definitely wears ascots, especially when he yachts. He also farts. Extensively. Not this time, though.
Moving one step to the right:
He lets go loudly and in bunches. See that clump of hair out of place on his forehead? Caused by incessant air biscuits. Though this time, they aren’t of his own doing.
Drew Carey:
He looks constipated. And I’m thinking the only reason he DIDN’T let ‘er rip is due to the fact that he would have had to go change his pants immediately following. Too dangerous. And Bizarro Drew doesn’t subscribe to that magazine.
Second from the right:
This is the kind of guy that calls his kids “champ” and “sport,” even though they both suck. I count at least three chins. What any of this has to do with farts is debatable. It doesn’t matter; he didn’t cause the rumble.
Far right:
Um yeah, could it be any more obvious? This fast-rising corporate dynamo probably graduated at the top of his ivy league school and now sits on the board at age 28 wondering how he got so awesome. He doesn’t look the part at this moment though, which is probably due to the fact that he let one go mere seconds before this photo was snapped. The board will put up with behavior like that for a little while, but what the limits of their understanding are remains to be seen.
Fart Factor: 8 out of 10.
Most Likely Fart Suspect: B.J. Novak over there.
Edit: Icebank (www.icebank.is) is apparently a commercial bank in Iceland. Duh.
1 comment:
No wonder that last guy had his jacket unbuttoned. He was airing it.
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