Teen Fart!

One look at an ad for Gossip Girl will tell you all you need to know about the series: that white kids communicate via meaningful glances!


But in order for us to play "Who Farted" better, let's work with a bigger shot of the cast.


The lineup: Doe-eyed Rachel Bilson wannabe, high-cheekboned Boone-from-Lost wannabe, blonde chick whose cheek mole has been photoshopped out, dude with a seriously 3D looking leather jacket, Sniff Monster, and a pre-herpes Tara Reid.

Fart factor: 7 out of 10. Someone has seriously dropped ass amidst the hub-bub of Times Square, and it looks like the traffic is rushing in a blur to get out of there. The two on the left are intrigued, while the two on the far right bemusedly discuss their next step. Blondie tries to keep a straight face, but cop dude takes her downtown for questioning.

Most likely fart suspect: Blondie