Sunday, December 23, 2007

Is there a Proctologist in the house?!



The names of the following characters have been changed to protect my inability to positively identify who any of these actors are on the ABC daytime website.

The lineup: From left to right: Whisper Thorn, Jance Keiser, Kelly Rhys-Paddy, Ralph de Bricassart, Briony Stanwyck, and Fission.

Fart Factor: This one goes to 11. 


Don't just sit there, Kelly! Can't you see how Whisper's jealousy of your independence roils? And don't believe Whisper's doe-eyed shame, Jance. She'll only use you again. Dammit! Run Kelly! It's too late for Jance, but not for you! But wait...what's this? 


Briony has joined in Whisper's scatty game? But they hate each other! They'd never work in concert...unless...Fission has made his play for Chief of Surgery?!? Oh no! Kelly isn't the target! It's Ralph! He's boxed in! He knows it's already too late for him. Where's my kleenex? Fission, you Machiavellian genius. 


God, I fucking hate Fission. Herschel Goldworm is a beautiful name, I don't know why he changed it.

Most likely fart suspect: Whisper and Briony are but the instruments. Fission is the conductor of this windy symphony.

2 comments:

Estoye said...

What they are playing are Wicked, Wicked Games.

Estoye said...

I like how they had the photo shoot on the set of "Becker."